"My my, I think your orb might be bigger than mine! I do believe we must compare them... closely..."
*Presses planet into breasts*
*Poke* *Poke* *Drags finger slowly across the surface*
"Hmmm, you feel nice pressed here like this... warm against my chest, and delightfully crumbly under my touch..."
"Yes, yes, I know I'm killing billions. I'm a goddess of beauty; I think I'm entitled to a little fun at the expense of some mortals."
A sort-of continuation can be found here: Galaxy Vert
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(This girl has clearly lost her mind)
For a moment, she can be content, but then, she sees a sparkle in her eye. There is another orb here still bigger than hers... the sun. She may already have outclassed it as the hottest thing in the solar system, but even its weak and fleeting attempt to outdo her breasts in magnitude is an afront that must be dealt with! And so it goes, and so she grows.
Not a bad picture/submission to start the year.
Of course. This can only be, at most, her arrival scene. She, literally, hasn't even gotten started with her growth yet.
I just also like them bigger.
hopefully she wouldnt notice us... i think? in that case, i hope she'll let us live on there xD
Of course, the gravity wouldn't be down towards the center of each orb, it would be mostly back towards her center of mass, her body, making most of the area basically giant cliffs. The tops around the nipples would act like 'ground', as in gravity pointing in the right direction relative to them, but they would have several earth gravity, which isn't healthy.
Her orbs are smooth, soft expanses of infinite plush skin: Lovely to look at, but terrible for growing crops. There isn't much in the way of building material available, or way of making any. Also, there would be no atmosphere. Or, rather, there would be, but it would be made of her evaporated sweat and composed almost entirely of defuse water vapor, not something you could breath.
Of course, there is the milk, right? Eh, not really. Girls only make milk when they're pregnant or just had a baby. It isn't a constant thing. And, even if this goddess was either expecting or already with child, something that strikes me as unlikely, her breasts are thousands of kilometers across. It would be very hard for many people to make it to her nipples before they died of dehydration or starvation. (The dehydration might be able to be fixed if people were willing to drink her sweat, which, if they were desperate enough, is somewhat reasonable.)
If you could solve all of those problems, just remember: boobs bounce. So, as soon as she takes a step, you can expect anyone living on her orbs to be flung into the vast expanse of space.Not to say that your idea isn't sexy as hell. In fact, it's such a hot concept that I wouldn't be surprised if the universe conspired to magically make it possible anyway. She's a sexy goddess from beyond the universe, so it's not unreasonable to assume that perhaps physics works differently around her. And, as long as you worshiped her, I'm sure she wouldn't mind the passengers...
i agree totally, actually i counted all those factors (i've spent childood watching space science shows XD) but i suspended reality for the reasons of "it's hot as a concept!" and "well she's a goddess, she can do whatevs!" XD
uhm let's see...
yep, they would be mostly like cliffs, except the boobs tops and all the surface with same orientation, but probably staying on her chest would make you feel a bit lighter, cause you had big masses above you too
in the places pointing directly to the main gravity centre, gravity would be quite heavy, probably unbearable as you said, but probably not THAT heavier than Heart's gravity. after all, she's bigger than our planet but way less dense, and i think A lot less dense (doesnt mean it couldnt still be so powerful we couldnt live in there, but just to point it out xP)
her soft skin actually wouldnt be that soft to use, like our skin is rough and ground-like for the acars that live on it (i think it's called acars, sorry i dont remember xD) we could build almost everything with her epidermid and some cosmic dirt caught on her skin surface, and it would be a lot of mats let's say for convenience that even at that size her skin is super soft and sweet, allow me to apply these things anyway (after all, we didnt signed up for a giantess that looks horrible when seen from close range xD)
atmosphere... uhm would be probably thin, the water anyway would always pour out a way or another, and evaporate making up for the thin atmosphere lost every day. About the composition, no excuse, it's unlikely that it will be perfect for breathing, or even breathable, but the elements are all there, the problem maybe would be the proportions i guess xP about the sweat, that's a lot of water after all, and we have to survive :3
as for milk, of course i know it's pregnancy only stuff (even if, but i can be wrong, can be induced by regular stimulation and with some "tricks", but i really am not sure xP) but hey in the 1% chance she has drops of milk in there, it's a treasure to us xD (maybe her milk can give us resistance to the really hard habitat? )
and following my theory chaotically exposed up there, reaching nipples would be really hard but not impossibru (and after all, not even an ocean to navigate through xP)
as for the bounce, assuming it's not geologically slow as all her moves (more "realistic" but booooooooring :S) she doesn't walk but float, i guess, and well if it happens... let's hope it doesnt xD but after all, our planet goes already super fast, now that i think about it xD
after all the options are not having a planet, or staying on two really hard to live on ones xD
that's not a true defense of my theory, actually i love the idea as you do, so i'd say "well with powers she can do everything, we just need her to agree with us living there!" XD
so after all it was a cool fun theorycrafting